Our Guest Clarice Fluitt
CLARICE: I mean it was – I mean it was – they were lookin’ at us and blowin’ kisses and I was thinking “Hello, little people! I’m going to get the bird and you’re not!
Audience: [laughing]
CLARICE: I’m going to win the prize cause you don’t know how to get up and come up here!
Audience: [laughing]
CLARICE: I’m going to show you how to do this! And so we get about three-quarters up and they put two chairs in the front. And George, who knows everything –
Audience: [laughing]
CLARICE: I said, “Honey! I never got the blessing under the chair. He says, “The priest is going to explain to the Protestants what’s goin’ on!”
Audience: [laughing]
CLARICE: I said, “Okay.” So we come in. Now, remember my skirt’s too short! And they got the chairs. I’ve got to sit right on the edge of the chair like this.
Audience: [laughter]
CLARICE: And I’m waitin’! Come on now! Give me the bird!
Audience: [laughter]
CLARICE: Get my treasure! See God will let you believe whatever you need to believe to get to where He’s takin’ ya! Amen? He is so clever! He is so clever! So suddenly the entire Greek and Hebrew choir, about this many people, descended on me on the front and somebody grabbed my shoulders and somebody grabbed my head and somebody grabbed my back and they all shouted [makes tongues sound]. I mean they’re going after it! And one man said, “Turn it loose! Turn it loose! Turn it loose!”
Audience: [laughing]
CLARICE: And I’m saying “I hadn’t got it yet!”
Audience: [more laughter]
CLARICE: And the other man’s saying, “Hold on sister! Just hold on! Just hold on!”
Audience: [more laughter]
CLARICE: And I said, “I don’t know! I don’t know what you’re doin’! We’ve never been this way before!”
Audience: [laughing]
CLARICE: And I said, “I can’t!” I said, “What do you want me to do?” And he said, “Don’t speak in English!” I said, “It’s all I know!” And he said –
Audience: [laughing]
CLARICE: He said, “Don’t you want the Holy Spirit?” And I said, “I think I won!”
Audience: [laughter]
CLARICE: You know I just – [laughs] This man said, “Come on sister! Just turn it loose! Just turn it loose! Just open your mouth! Just babble like a baby! Just babble like a baby!” And I said, “U-yay, R-yay, Azy-cray!” I mean a little pig Latin here. But the –
Audience: [laughter]
Tags: its supernatural, Sid Roth